POEMS BY ONE MICAIAH
Why
Else Would I Want to Toast You?
So, I was on a minor
date with a friend long time ago – we basically went to eat ‘amala’ somewhere
called White House in Sabo, Yaba. She literally forced me on the date because I
had promised to give her a treat a long time ago – I swear; I can’t even
remember. The only advantage was I was expecting the place to be expensive asf,
but it turned out to be cheaper than I had expected. And the major
disadvantage, which I’d like to refer to as a major disappointment, is the fact
that I felt like she overhyped the sweetness of the amala. I already made
another promise to take her on another amala date, a place not far from school.
I bet she’s going to forget White House ever existed.
At the end of the
date, we walked together towards where she was supposed to get a bus to her
place, and we spoke about the guys pestering her life – especially the
senseless ones asking for marriage without considering friendship first. It’s
quite outright if you’ll ask me, but I was honestly not surprised to hear about
it. At least, I’ve heard and seen worse situations.
Yeah, we arrived at
the bus stop finally, and so the big question that had started our little
argument while walking needed to be sorted out one way or the other. Guess what
it was – NOT EVERY GUY WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH EVERY GIRL HE MEETS. She was for
the notion and I was definitely against it. I mean, how interesting will life
be if we are all for the same notion. No arguments, no life mehn.
To back up her claim,
she said she has a friend in school that she trusted so much she could go sleep
over with and nothing would happen between them. She was very particular about
the nothing happening between them, and from the way she said it, she made it
seem like the guy wouldn’t want to have sex with her – of course, that’s a very
bad omen if any girl asked me. Why should you be happy about the fact that guys
don’t feel like having sex with you?
Hence, WHY ELSE WOULD
I WANT TO TOAST YOU, IF I DON’T FEEL LIKE HAVING SEX WITH YOU?
“Now don’t get me wrong.” I
said to her. “I’m not saying every guy
wants to have sex with every girl he meets.” I continued. Hell no. But for real, I do not
think any guy would approach any girl he can’t have sex with – unless I’m evangelizing
sha.
The argument
continued, probably because I have this problem of explaining myself in a less
complicating way. Most of the times, a situational question always solves the
problem, so I asked, “Would you consider
it a normal thing for a guy to approach another guy on the road just to ask for
friendship?”
Guess what the first
statement of her reply was – WHEN HE’S NOT GAY. Abeg, why would you consider
calling a guy approaching a guy a gay if sex isn’t involved?
As much as I’d have
loved to admit that I’m very wrong, I still haven’t found the right reasons to
do that. Therefore, if you feel you have that reason, kindly leave it below.
And if you feel I’m on the right path, support me jare.
Peace out ✌
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